I Told You So
Satisfying Moment #1394 Satisfaction doesn’t have to be a big fat I TOLD YOU SO. The kind that’s in-your-face-obnoxious and annoying as fuck. We’ve all said it. I told you so. I friggin told you…
You Get What You Pay For
I have this pair of Kenneth Cole loafers I love. They’re a classic black polished leather with hard heels the kind you’d imagine were pounded into place by some Italian cobbler who’s been doing it…
I Was Touched by an Indian—But I’m Not Pressing Charges
Actually, I was touched by a bunch of Indians, but only one touched my soul. The setting was a college friend’s Bollywood style four-day half-a-million-dollar wedding extravaganza in Orange County. Jonathan and I were late…
Foraging our Way Through Panama City Part 2 of 2
This is the second of a two-part post. To read the first half of our food crawl through Panama City titled ‘Foraging our Way Through Panama City Part 1 of 2’ click here. We left…
A Miami Wedding’s Indecent Proposal
There I was, standing over the photographer’s table with two small plates, one in each hand, of mini desserts piled high and delicately balanced. I was on my way back to the “college friends” table…
French Fondue with the Thai Tycoon
So where exactly did I leave you last? Oh yeah, that’s right… when we last discussed our tour of Thailand I was recounting the endless barrage of 30 baht made-to-order meals and the deluge of…
I’m on “the Pill,” so pass me a burger!
I wish my family would stop being so polite and finally tell me the truth. Specifically about my hair, and how it’s thinning out. Sure it looks amazing from the front (and on the sides),…
Out of Order Seder at the Contemporary Jewish Museum
Well the Contemporary Jewish Museum (CJM) of San Francisco has done it again, throwing their annual Out of Order Seder this past Saturday evening for the machers (Yiddish for ‘big shots’) and shakers of San…