It’s all Greek to me! Kokkari Estiatorio
Kokkari? More like Crack-kari, because they’ve got to be sprinkling it on the food it’s so good. It’s no wonder this high-end Greek restaurant, which is a destination in itself on an obscure corner in…
La Mar Cebicheria & the Test of Time
Just a few weeks ago, Jonathan and I hit our three-year anniversary of living together. I know it’s no biggie, and something hundreds of Americans (ok fine, thousands!) celebrate, or disregard with scorn, every day.…
My Dog—the Urinating Therapist
-Octavia restaurant review below- One of the many pleasures of having a dog is the nightly walk. In addition to it being a great excuse to troll the streets and peak into my neighbors’ windows,…
Scaring the Sex Back Into Your Life
Flour and Water restaurant in San Francisco’s Mission District is an Aphrodisiac I don’t know what a “normal” amount of sex is? I mean the frequency with which a couple, you know, do it. Is…
Post Wedding Food Crawl in SF
Since proposing to one another at Monsieur Benjamin in April (2016) and both of us saying “sure, why not?” we’ve been talking about THE WEDDING. Unfortunately, the two of us couldn’t have been more diametrically…
Our Millennial Marriage in San Francisco
By now most of you know that Jonathan and I tied the knot this past December 6, 2016 in what many are calling our “Millennial Marriage”—though neither of us are technically millennials. It was our eight-year…
A Marriage Proposal at Monsieur Benjamin
The story of my marriage proposal at Monsieur Benjamin in Hayes Valley, San Francisco. One can take a marriage proposal in a variety of directions. To go the romantic route, you might plan a trip…
I Told You So
Satisfying Moment #1394 Satisfaction doesn’t have to be a big fat I TOLD YOU SO. The kind that’s in-your-face-obnoxious and annoying as fuck. We’ve all said it. I told you so. I friggin told you…